schweef

to gain an advantage in a line such as on an interstate highway exit or when two lanes are merging into one.

There was a line of 30 cars in the exit lane, but I schweefed in front of all them to save time.

by BookmDanno February 29, 2008

schkeef

The band "JET" uses this to describe the area between the scrotum and the anus

Hey man, it smells like schkeef in here.

I have a rash on my schkeef.

by Osama - yes thats my real name December 16, 2003

schmeefer

A word used to describe a person who generally exhibits awkward behavior, tries to incorporate oneself in a private conversation, laughs at innapropriate times/makes unneccesary comments, etc

Schmeefers are generally humorous to observe but can interfere with macks, such as a cock blocker, or even find it dificult to talk to girls

Generally, a schmeefer is an awkward, flamboyant, and possibly even rash thinking person

(word derived from Dick and da Champ)

Wow dick you just dropped lettus Erin's dress, you schmeefer

Whats up Schmeefer!

by Dick Nelson January 12, 2009

schweef

The extremely long hairs used in a combover

Wow, That guy's schweef got messed up outside in the wind

by BookmDanno February 29, 2008

schmeef

Highly similar to the female "queef", a schmeef is a penile fart.

O man, that schmeef smells like shit

by Dirt March 29, 2004

Schweefer

if you can pronounce schweefer... you are the alternate schweef !

I felt lieutenant coville schweef from a mile away! holy schweefer!

by president schweef November 24, 2020

schweef

a shart explled through the vagina; thus the combination of a shart and queef

Mexican food gives Debbie the schweefs.

by Me-Bitch December 9, 2008