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Schlackled

When you are so drunk you a) don't recall 90% of the night b)throw up somewhere besides a toilet c) sleep somewhere you definitely shouldn't be (ex: behind an eye doctors office where bums urinate)
"Ashley slept behind the eye doctor last night right where bums take dookies."
"Wow, she must have been schlackled!"
by Schlackled Girl June 11, 2008
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Schpankendoodle

When you mistake your team for the enemy. Traditionally used in video games, the word is a sort of way to humor or poke fun at the person who made the mistake.
"I messed up, I pulled a Schpankendoodle..."
by HeyItsDazzy March 17, 2021
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poop schmack

known as the splashing of water on or around the area of your ass when taking a heavy, torpedo-like shit into a toilet that contains water.
"Man, I caught some vicious poop schmack off of that stink ball!!!"
by Vulgardefmaker January 18, 2008
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schwacked

adj.
The state of being very intoxicated as a result of Alcohol, Weed, Shisha tobacco, or any combination of the three.

Originated by J Dizzle and Trevizzle in Los Lunas, NM.
Holy shit bro, I'm schwacked.

Last night I got hella schwacked and slept with a fat chick.
by Trevizzle March 4, 2007
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booboo schlackum

Adj. Something annoying, undesirable, unfortunate, or in poor taste; can also be used in the plural to the same effect.
1. "You wrecked your car last night? That's booboo schlackum!"

2. "Listen, don't even worry about that broad; she's booboo schlackums for shizzle."
by TheTripleBizzle May 30, 2006
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Shpackle

While fucking a girl in the pussy, you stretch your nutsack skin out far enough, as to allow you yourself to "ball-fuck" her anus, (insert sack in anus). Yvette loves this.
"Yo dude last night I was banging Yvette and she was like, Shpackle my incredibly dirty anus!, so like... I did."
"Awesome dude! Yvette's ass has been shpackled more times than Sean has jerked off in Ricky's ear!"
by Shwoogie man December 21, 2003
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Schpank

The act of repeatedly slapping one's face with your penis after a goooooooooood sexin'
Man oh man, after she sucked my dick like that, i just couldn't resist the urge to give her a schpanking!
by I'///m Gangsta June 20, 2003
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