Schopenhauer

Arthur Schopenhauer; German philosopher; born February 22, 1788; died September 21, 1860

Schopenhauer dealt believers of freewill a blow by pointing out that, although we can certainly DO what we want, we have no say in WHAT we want.

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

Schort

The word schort is a variant of the word schlong only where schlong describes a penis that is fair to large in size, schort describes a small or tiny penis.

Luke: Hey Dave
Dave: Hey Luke, what you been up to?.
Luke: I've just been to the gym with Kyle. You know he's got a tiny penis.
Dave: No but I suspected.
Luke: Yeah, when we were coming back from the shower I noticed he was packin' a schort in his shorts.
Dave: You did, did you.
Luke: Yeah, it's tiny. I took a picture with my phone if you want to see.
Dave: I'm good thanks. Why'd you do that.
Luke: For my collection. You don't think I go to the gym to work out do you?
Dave: .....
Luke: .....
Dave: So..., Kyle's packin' a schort then

by cptchopper79 October 26, 2010

angry scorpion

when you are about to have sex with a girl and you put icy hot on your cock (after you put a condom on) twist both of her nipples at the same time and thrust your cock into her pussy causing a stinging and burnig sensation

dude my chick cheated on me and crashed my car so i gave her an angry scorpion

by the scorpion August 19, 2008

scorpioned

to face plant so bad that your legs bend and your feet hit the back of your head. you look like a scorpio for a moment

..running down hill, david scorpioned

by Thenoshitsherlockholmes May 16, 2018

Scorpio

The most mysterious of the signs. They tend to be quiet and keep all thoughts to themselves. If you manage your way into one of their lives, you're insanely lucky, because you'll never get such a chance again.
Scorpio's are nice and insanely protective of those they care about, and will lash out at anybody who hurts someone close to them.
Cherish your relationship with this Zodiac sign.

Gemini: So I don't know how to say this but like...this person called me a jerk and i'm not sure what to do...
Scorpio, already cocking a gun: Just say the word

by Dead_Memes May 16, 2020

scorpio girl

a scorpio girl is not as “dark” as people say. she isn’t always “depressed” and “sad”. she is usually happy. she is very sensitive and takes things to heart. she can be bitchy, but usually it’s not on purpose. she is a natural flirt, which can get her into trouble. she can come off strong. she pays attention to everything even though it doesn’t seem like it.

i met a scorpio girl and she’s dope

by evil stepsis April 26, 2021

Scorpioed

When a Scorpio has sex with you then leaves you cause they were possibly just using you but because they were so good in bed you still think fondly of those sexy times while feeling used by them at the same time.

Basically the Scorpio version of fucked

Example 1: You just got Scorpioed.
Example 2:

Girl 1: I had sex with my Scorpio bf then he broke up with me but he was so so good in bed
Girl 2: Ohmygosh he Scorpioed you!!

by Scorpio Survivor June 6, 2020