schnerious

Extremely serious, not joking

I'm so serious, I'm schnerious.

by The DL December 1, 2004

Domonic Schnurbusch

The person who is gonna kick the shit out of who ever defined my 1st name. Watch your fucking back bitch!

Domonic Schnurbusch is gonna murder kill beat and or maim who ever defined his 1st name and is ectremly pissed-off

by PISSED THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!! November 2, 2011

schwerb

To own, commonly used term in hockey by the Gonzaga Bulldogs

Lorne Park got schwerbed 6-2 in the ROPSSAA finals

by Pawel Chomicki March 4, 2008

Schnorb

A Schnorb is a small creature who runs around hugging, slapping, jumping on and partially mauling innocent by-standers. They are regularly found carrying 'Schnorb Fungus' on the backs of their heads. Sometimes known as 'Schnorby' or just 'AHHHHHHHH!!' too. Believed to foam at the mouth and smile uncontrollably when angry. They are also known to fear rattling noises, this is the only way to stop a Schnorb attack. They are a danger to everyone and everything around them. Run.

"What's that coming over the hill, is it a Schnorb? Is it a Schnorb?"

by Cheezycola January 27, 2010

Schneeb

A male who displays all stereotypical jewish mannerisms. Whiny, complains frequently. Will do anything for gold.

Look at that schneeby bastard over there. He smells heavily of white fish and hummus.

by Schneeby Bastard July 19, 2009

Schneebo-ing

The act in which someone licks jam off of a squirrels body, often the armpit or genitals. It is believed that "schneebo-ing" originated in rural parts of scotland.

Scotsman: "Ock Aye The Noo, Come here ye little squirrel. Ye have a bitta jam on ye, can I lick it awf?"

Squirrel: "yes please, my genitals were gettin a bit sticky"

Little Girl: "Mum. Look! That Man Is Schneebo-ing"

by The Schneeb aka Bisto Cube November 26, 2005

schnarble

An invisible bitey creature, that makes a person believe they are actually being bitten. Very sneaky.

I was just sitting on the chair and something bit me! Theres a schnarble lurking around.

by atticusthatacus February 22, 2011