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A Schnorb is a small creature who runs around hugging, slapping, jumping on and partially mauling innocent by-standers. They are regularly found carrying 'Schnorb Fungus' on the backs of their heads. Sometimes known as 'Schnorby' or just 'AHHHHHHHH!!' too. Believed to foam at the mouth and smile uncontrollably when angry. They are also known to fear rattling noises, this is the only way to stop a Schnorb attack. They are a danger to everyone and everything around them. Run.
"What's that coming over the hill, is it a Schnorb? Is it a Schnorb?"
Schnorb by Cheezycola January 27, 2010
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Schnorkel 

Noun

An alcoholic beverage that involves redbull and flavored vodka. Similar to "shotgunning" a beer, you take a can of redbull and tipping it sideways puncture a hole near the bottom of the can. You then pour out some of the redbull and fill the can with flavored vodka. When ready, tip the can up, open the can and chug.

Beverage and word originated in Wisconsin.
Dude I just took a schnorkel... sooo ready to party!

Tired? Try a schnorkel!
Schnorkel by gingerrae March 29, 2010

schnibb-schnobb

noun: the art of bullshittin, shootin the shit, holding endless, meaningless, conversations that sometimes result in interesting or quizzical points.
John Louis's schnibb-schnobbin helpd him realized certain things within the relativily of his own time frame, given the conditions of the moment, his realizations felt important and meaningful.
schnibb-schnobb by Laura Wolf March 28, 2008

schnörwangen 

the name of an ultra hot slaying boy bitch that knows about the finest pickles in a jar
"oh look he slays the day away, he surely is a schnörwangen"
"Have you heard of john paradise? He is honored to live at Schnörwangens"
"Do you know the biggest girl boss? It is Kirsten Schnörwangen indeed."
schnörwangen by A fine pickle jar February 9, 2023
Noun
A foolish tanner who thinks of him/herself better than others but always seems to mess something up
Have you seen the town schnorp recently?
schnorp by Suprobro August 5, 2014

schnorer 

Someone that always shows up just in time for a free meal.
See the movie "Animal Crackers" by the Marx Brothers... 'Hurray for Captain Spaulding, the African Explorer'
schnorer by Victor C. May 27, 2005

Schnorer 

Actually spelled Schnorrer or shnorrer and is a Yiddish term meaning "beggar" or "sponger".1 The word Schnorrer also occurs in German to describe a person who frequently asks for little things, like cigarettes or little sums of money, without offering a return, and has thus come to mean freeloader. The English usage of the word denotes a sly chiseler who will get money out of another any way he can, often through an air of entitlement.
Mike is such a schnorer , always bumming a cigarette . I have yet to get one in return
Schnorer by DaSnake January 19, 2013
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