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Shifty Schwartz

A guy who pretends to be a movie producer to lure young girls onto the "casting couch"
The Shifty Schwartz put out an ad for "actresses" in the local newspapaer ad.
by nastynaterack July 10, 2009
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robert schwartzman

Born December 24th, 1982. Robert is best know for his role in the 2001 hit film the Princess Diaries along side Anne Hathaway and Julie Andrews. These days Robert just focuses on his pop/rock band Rooney, whom he is the frontman for. Changed his name from Schwartzman to Carmine and back to Schwartzman to honor his grandfather. Son of Rocky's Talia Shire and John Schwartzman. Brother to Rushmores own Jason Shchwartzman.
Chives: Who was it that played michael in the princess diaries?
Rupert;Oh, it was Robert Schwartzman. He's also in Rooney.
by MollyStarz April 29, 2008
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schnarple

A schnarple is the result of a habit where a piece of 8 1/2" x 11" paper is VERY tightly rolled diagonally into a cylinder. The top 3/7ths is then folded over, bitten with the teeth to crunch down into place and flattened. The top 1 1/2" is then folded over and bitten down and so on until it is folded into a rectangle approximately 1/2" x 2". The creator soon after usually grabs another piece of paper to start again.

A word originally coined circa 2000 by Caleb at CCS, Roseville, CA to describe the classroom creations of then seventh grader, C2010 Joel CS04 USAFA. A habit done by Joel when he is bored, stressed, nervous, listening to a lecture, playing table games, or working on a term paper. Similar to those who pop gum, crack knuckles, twirl hair, or doodle.

Annoying to those (typically teachers, parents, or roommates) who encounter schnarples usually left lying on the floor, around desks (including the CQ), or on tables. Sometimes collected and saved in bottom drawers and in scrapbooks. Annoyance is further compounded when the creator takes unused paper instead of scrap paper that family members have saved explicitly for this purpose.
An example of a schnarple is given in the first paragraph.
by C. Garbe December 25, 2007
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schnarvendargen

a word used when you don't know what to say.

it is what it is.
mel: what do you wanna do?
vince: you wanna go schnarvendargen?
mel: yee, letsgo.
by melsababe May 11, 2011
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Schnarb

A term used in Reforestation describing a geographic area that is particularly covered in branches, blow down, trenches, swamp and other things that make maneuvering difficult.
"I started off my day in this fuckin' Schnarby piece, ate shit trying to jump over a log, lost my shovel in a swamp, and this is definitely the last time I ever do this Job."
by SpruceThePlug May 15, 2017
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Schmartio

A noob, or nooblet with a total disrespect for others, theirself and their arse. Often confused with a Tkanerva, although a lot more of a selfish bitch.
That schmartio can suck my cock!
by Shekhar Palit January 13, 2006
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Schnautzing

(verb) to schnautz

Casual shopping with friends for nothing in particular
“I’m so excited to go schnautzing this afternoon at the thrift store with the girls!”

"I saw those two schnautzing at the market yesterday afternoon."
by Chattha November 6, 2019
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