schmuckaluck

an individual possessing high amounts of the traits of a schmuck; a schmuck of considerable stature.

Jeez, sandals with socks AND a fanny pack? What a schmuckaluck.

by Jeff Blauser March 8, 2009

Shush you schmuck

An example of Niko and Chunkz telling people to be quiet for waffling

Niko ‘shush you schmuck’

by Callum A November 30, 2019

schmuckness per pound

A ratio used to measure the degree that someone is a schmuck, based on the amount which they weigh. Useful for comparing two or more schmucks.

"Justin Timberlake and Rush Limbaugh are both schmucks, but Justin Timberlake beats him in schmuckness per pound."

by The Fly February 9, 2004

schmako

A type of dog food product. Usually biscuits shaped as bones

treats

Giving your ex a schmako, because dogs go crazy for some schmakos.

by Caitlin Hewitt July 6, 2011

Schmoke

To specifically smoke marijuana.

Used to differentiate between smoking tobacco and marijuana.

"Wanna go schmoke right now?" -Eric

"Nah bro, do I look illegal to you?" -You

by Eel Cire January 26, 2014

Schmuke

When two people are walking towards each other and repeatedly attempt to pass one another but end up moving in the same direction so that they are face to face.

Troy and Alex were caught in a schmuke when they tried to pass each other in the hallway.

To get out of the schmuke Troy said, “ Schmuke” zoomed out of the way.

by APLitNewWords October 31, 2019

tabloid schmuck.

the ABC reporters

Assange: tabloid schmuck.

by assange April 13, 2011