Schmule

An overused expression for happiness.

Jack, "Schmule!"
Lindsey, "Shutup, you use that word too much!"

by Drum44 June 4, 2013

schmode

a penis where the head is larger than the shaft.

"You gotta see Dean's cock! It's so small and it's a fucking schmode!"

by hamnoidmcbaggins December 30, 2009

Schmunder

The opposite of a schmuck. Usually describes a part of the female anatomy, but can also be used to refer to a female who is a complete idiot.

"Did you see her cut off the tip of her finger and stick it in the chili?"

"Yeah, what a schmunder."

by Nevadastu February 3, 2010

Schmuddy

Study is mud. Ie Study is Schmuddy. Lingo to get your mate out of study hell and to the pub.

Friend: I can't come out I have to study.
You: Study is Schmuddy get yourself to the pub.

by Beanie1984 May 28, 2018

Schmudge

Schmudge is a disgusting word. Nothing else.

Person 1: "typing schmudge"
Person 2: Dude wtf is that word. Thats the most disgusting shit ive ever heard. Just by hearing that shit makes the world a much shitter place. LIKE WHO THE FUCK DESIDED THAT SCHMUDGE WOULD BE A GOOD WORD IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY. IM NOT EVEN SURE THAT SCHMUDGE IS A FUCKING QUALIFIED WORD. FUCK U AND UR FUCKING SCHMUDGIN SHIT.

by Vix69420 November 8, 2021

schmaded

smashed, shitfaced, and faded.

I was so schmaded last night, I don't even remember falling asleep on your boots in the middle of the street, while our roommate made out with your boyfriend's brother.

by fivesixtyseven January 24, 2009

schmuber

The amazingly talented, super sexy, huge dick sober friend you call when you need a ride home after a night of drinking. He will probably tell you to fuck off and call a cab.

I got hammered and called schmuber, he told me to pound sand and call a cab

by 3merlin3 October 12, 2017