schmattered

- adj.

high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.

Some smokin' hot bitch - "Harrison, you looked pretty schmattered last night!"
Xue - "No! What are you talking about?"
Hot bitch - "I saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. You were passed out with a empty handle of vodka!"
Xue - "It was posed I swear!"
Hot bitch - "Bullshit, let's makeout."
Xue - "Hey wait a minute, do you take AP Chem?"
Hot bitch - "No. What the hell are you talking about Harrison, please take my goddamn shirt off!"
Xue - "No. Abstinence."

by bamnig April 25, 2007

Schmootzin'

Rapidly engaged in squeezing one's butt cheeks, and such

Girl: " No schmootzin' "
Boy: " Okay... "

*Guy places hand firmly on girls ass cheek and squeezes very rapidly in the same place*

by Schmootzer December 17, 2010

jacob schmutte

A sexy man who’s funny and charismatic

Oh there’s a Jacob schmutte at the bar, his hair is perfect

by Jhshh February 16, 2023

schmotz

jewish word for messy or messed up

my room is so schmotzed

by thrw th May 13, 2007

schmittz

v.
To act in an overly sexual manner for a long duration of time for no real purpose. Other than annoying all who are around you.

"If you don't come back here with my shoe, I'm gonna have to come back here wearing ONLY a shoe!" -This behavior is a textbook example of schmittzing.

by SCHiBER February 13, 2005

Schmatta

(Yiddish): Clothing, textiles; pejorative- Rags worn by a person, old tattered clothing.

That old lady always schleps around in her schmattas.

by Bgk11111 November 2, 2009

Schlott

A Schlott is an extremely hot girl/women (8/10+) and is someone you would be proud to say you've slept with but not someone you'd take home to meet the parents as they would not be academically approved.

Example

Josh: Blonde girl at the bar?
Lee: Definite Schlott...

Jake: We have 'Schlott on tap' in this place boys!

by Sparrowhawk August 22, 2012