schmaglette

The wine cage on champagne bottles

Don't let the schmaglette pop off!

by MarisaMorgan October 30, 2007

Schmergle

To take multiple ideas and smoosh them into one coherent word or statement

After brainstorming gave us a long list of goals, we schmergled the words into a cohesive mission statement.

by NSFWMel August 31, 2022

schmeegle

The ability to schmeegle, an artform in pulling the opposite sex, many people try and fail, a schmeegle master can have great success in courtship.(warning schmeegling must not be attempted by beginners), ranking is as follows, (1)schmeegle grand master
(2)schmeegle master
(3)schmeeglite
(4) young paddowan

I schmeegled this girl today, she took me home and schmeegled me.
Have you been out on the schmeegle tonight?
I schmeegled her all night........!

by schmeegle August 26, 2006

Schmigloffle

Pronounced - smeee - gloff (sounds a bit like glove) - ulllll

A schmigloffle means, something to say when your patting someones head, as in aah you (less important than me) little cutie.

Or the fake defininition (to use when your friends ask what it means) is a penguin with a mustache and goaty xD

Girl one: so how was your date with ben yesterday. *makes kissie noises*
Girl two: aww, he was such a schmigloffle.

Girl one: *trips over*
Girl two: omg are you okay?
Girl one: *gets up*
Girl three: *pats girl ones head* awww you schmigloffle.

by Naughtybeauble December 26, 2010

Schmergle

To be, or cause to be messed up, screwed over, disoriented, confused, or in disarray.

Garrett was completely schmergled when Tatiana left him for Dirk.

by Druzzi April 20, 2012

Schmoogle

ʃmu-gəl

The singular pronoun used when the gender of a speaker or narrator is unspecified.

"He" as a pronoun referring to a gender-neutral subject is outdated and sexist. "They" is plural! Using"He or she" can be far too cumbersome. The solution to our dilemma: Schmoogle.

My classmate keeps asking me for help with schmoogle's homework.

by Bea Minor December 11, 2019

schmoggle

Schmoggle is another name for a tuxedo cat.

Woh man, look at that Schmoggle over there. He's all dressed up and nowhere to go.

by redweaseldgi July 24, 2011