Mr. Schmied

When an old grandpa has the need to have younger girls fuck him.

My nieghbor pulled a Mr. Schmied ALL over my sister....

by Wolverine//Logan January 23, 2009

Schivey

Something that looks old, gross, and/or disgusting.
Can also be used to describe a situation that is "sketchy"

This sales man is schivey
I do not want to sleep in this shivey hotel room
The inside of your car is schivey

by Word Smith 88 May 11, 2021

schmieder

An adjective describing someone extremely intoxicated and difficult to deal with or someone covered in vomit. A verb that means to be violently puking, babbling like an idiot or passed out on the floor of a hotel bathroom.

I was completely schmiedered last night.

I schmiedered all over that girl last night.

Rap:

My names ... Schmieder. I like to get schmiedered. I schmieder on the floor and I schmieder on Peter. I schmieder in the sink and I schmieder on the bed, when I wake up Sunday mornin got a pain in my head.

by Schobinem July 21, 2011

schive

the act of going into a complete state of vegetation and uselessness

Me and Kev were totes schived in our economics lecture today. We might have paid attention for 3 seconds total.

by Chris Vasileff February 8, 2010

Schmief

A gaseous excretion from the penis.

After she quiefed on her boyfriend, he retaliated with a powerful schmief of his own.

by Stenman May 4, 2004

schmibes

a term of endearment for a friend or loved one.
forms:
schmibes, schmibbles, schmibula, schmibby, schmib, schmiggy, schmibbo, schmibboo, schmibber, schmiblet, & schmibzy

aw...schmibes that was so sweet of you

by lindsey<3 August 3, 2007

schmieder

anyone with the last name schmieder has an extremley large penis, and or ballsack.

damm you see the size of that schmieders dick

by the bigest of them all October 21, 2009