schmegmata 

1. (Noun) The holy mark of anointing recieved upon the forehead after being struck by the holy uncut phallus.

Karen recieved the schmegmata after John smacked that bitch in the head with his dirty dick

schmegmata by Upsidedown96 December 15, 2022

schmexi 

Not necessarily sexy, but its a fun accent way to say that someone's cute in a non-freaky way

the "sch" takes off like 5 creep points
so..
1. to make a girl with a sense of humor laugh, you can tell a girl she is schmexi as opposed to saying she is very pretty

2. For girls saying it to a guy, its a way to be funny and flirty but not all over him,

1. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, you 'tis muy schmexi, you workinn that updoo grrrrrrl

2. You 'tis muy schmexi, emmmmhmmmmm

schmexi by Blind Prophet January 29, 2009

Schmiggity 

a word originating in the Poconos for a hoe, whore, or promiscuous female.

guy 1: ayo i'm bout to hit up Renesha's schmig ass.

guy 2: yo u still fuckin wit that schmiggity?

guy 1: hells yea son, i'm tryina get it in.

Schmiggity by Poconadian October 15, 2011

schmegmatism 

The release of schmegma during a female orgasm. Much like a male's ejaculation.

When Dick was going down on Jane she had a schmegmatism.

schmegmatism by Ryan March 18, 2004

schmeggie 

The musky smell of unwashed genitalia.

Bro, it smells like schmeggie up in here.

schmeggie by zookeeper alex December 22, 2007

schmegert 

1. Someone who does something retarded. Also known as an asshat.
2. Someone who has a lame idea may be called a schmegert.

1: Why would he buy that?!?
2: Man you know he's such a schmegert.

schmegert by Chell March 29, 2007

schmeitz 

Someone who seems to have total disregard for others' feelings-- also someone unbelievably cheap. This type of person will go to a mcdonald's and order a regular hamburger, drive home, and put his own piece of cheese on it just to save the 15 cents it would have cost to buy a cheeseburger.

dude: hey man, I called fives on that seat, get up!
schmeitz: it's cool man, there are other seats. pick one of those.
dude (to someone else): God, that guy is such a schmeitz.

schmeitz by chelsea21 October 22, 2007