schmeeze

the product of forgetting that "smoothie" and "squeeze" are two different words

Gilligan: "I'll have a strawberry schmeeze, please."
Cafeteria worker: "I'm just so tired of all this college, the movie. Where are my pants?"
Gilligan: "Um, you're terrifying. And also, your mom."

by Get to work, Chris Jones. January 25, 2004

schmeezz

the hottest person you’ll see, if you’re sick she would heal you just by looking at her so smexy and sexy very hot yummy.

did you see schmeezz!!?? she healed my acne and all i did was shake her hand and she smells so good too!!!!

by fruit cup mommy March 22, 2021

Schmeeze

the Nic stick, commonly used term in parts of Massachusetts. Disposable vape. used Interchangeably with the made up word “schmeal”

“i gotta new schmeeze yo try this shit”
“this shit is ass dawg 💀”

by fondle3000 April 7, 2022

schmeeze

not drugs. nothing derogatory. just a funny word

Person 1: "Hey! Wanna head to Chucky Schmeeze later?"
Person 2: "Of course, i LOVE CHUCKY SCHMEEZE!"

by smarttiiess August 12, 2022

Schmeeze

The act of shitting, pissing, and sneezing all at once

Hold on bros, I gotta go schmeeze real quick.

by TheGreatThinker May 15, 2025

schweeby schmeepy

Term which replaces the inferior word 'sleep' in common use. The experience of sleep is awesome and wonderful, clearly requiring a much better term. Swcheeby Schmeepy is pleasing to say and usurps the term 'sleep.'; A condition of body and mind such as that which typically recurs for several hours every night, in which the nervous system is relatively inactive, the eyes closed, the postural muscles relaxed, and consciousness practically suspended.

Wow, it's been a crazy day I am so excited to get some swcheeby schmeepy(n)!!
I'm going to scheweeby schmeepy (v) because I'm schweeby schmeepy (adj)!

by RIvercityambleR August 25, 2017