schmee

A word some people use for the back of the knee. This is a lie. These people are not to be trusted and should probably be ridiculed.

Evil Person: Hey guys, did you know that the back of the knee is called the schmee?

The World: Leave and never return. You only work to hurt those that you love.

by RJ Coolenstein November 05, 2006

schmee

diarrhea; runny poop with cramping abdomen and explosive-style bowel movement; known to be very fragrant

Maybe that chili cook-off wasn't such a hot idea- I've got the worst schmee!

by Kelsea Chelsey November 07, 2006

schmee

to fuck or blow some hairy dick longer than 10 inches.

"My boyfriend's hairy dick got a major schmee from me last night," said Meaty pussy.

by SamwgdscljavsOZXgcvaosdjlHZXVb February 10, 2009

schmee

a cigarette, smoke or type of smoking tabbacco. Usually used by 'closet smokers' or sometimes smokers. Since other people dont understand what it means. A schmee is something sacred and underappreciated. One must NEVER joke about the act of sschmeeeing because the said schmeer may get really offended and angry. You never joke about that..

guy 1:" wouldn't mind a nice SCHMEE!"
guy 2 : " YOU BETTER NOT BE KIDDING"

evsdropping guy 3: "whats a schmee?... "

by australiaschmee November 19, 2010

schmee

To jizz, ejaculate or cum out of a penis.

He schmeed all over my face" "Twenty seconds later, he decided to schmee.

by katrinaantoinette August 07, 2010

Schmee Face

a particularily brutal member of the facial community

That dudes face looks like a ham walet
Yea, It's quite a schmee face

by aConcernedParent February 24, 2010

schmee schmoo

a word used to answer questions when you dont know the answer. this word can also be used in place of any word in the engish language

(while getting arrested)
officer- you do not have to say anything, if you do...........may be used as evidence....

user- schmee schmoo

by hadriantracygavin March 30, 2011