Schmee

A sound that describes your happiness depending on the tone it's used in. Very versatile word. Can be used in place of other words because you cant remember what you were going to say.

Schmee! My bestfriend is coming over!!

So my kids were being so bad today and...well schmee!

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#schmee4me

Schmee by SavEspii September 22, 2018

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schmee

to fuck or blow some hairy dick longer than 10 inches.

"My boyfriend's hairy dick got a major schmee from me last night," said Meaty pussy.

schmee by SamwgdscljavsOZXgcvaosdjlHZXVb February 10, 2009

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schmee • Schmeeb • Schmeet • schmeeze • schmeef • schmeel • schmeep • Schmeed • schmeer • Schmeezed

schmee

a cigarette, smoke or type of smoking tabbacco. Usually used by 'closet smokers' or sometimes smokers. Since other people dont understand what it means. A schmee is something sacred and underappreciated. One must NEVER joke about the act of sschmeeeing because the said schmeer may get really offended and angry. You never joke about that..

guy 1:" wouldn't mind a nice SCHMEE!"
guy 2 : " YOU BETTER NOT BE KIDDING"

evsdropping guy 3: "whats a schmee?... "

schmee by australiaschmee November 21, 2010

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Schmee

Verb.
To Shmee is the act of being at a computer, online, more precisely on some sort of social network. Taken from the sound nerds make while pushing up their glasses, it has gradually gained popularity with the normal population as a joke commemorating the days when only nerds used computers.

I tried to get some schmeeing done before school but I got carried away looking at pictures and missed my bus

Schmee by JohnnySpyder January 18, 2011