schmediliheimer

when searching for a word one cannot remember schmediliheimer.

Now where did I put that... uh.... schmediliheimer?! Pull the damn schmediliheimer out of my rectum!!!

by buckshotredneck July 30, 2006

schmeitz

Someone who seems to have total disregard for others' feelings-- also someone unbelievably cheap. This type of person will go to a mcdonald's and order a regular hamburger, drive home, and put his own piece of cheese on it just to save the 15 cents it would have cost to buy a cheeseburger.

dude: hey man, I called fives on that seat, get up!
schmeitz: it's cool man, there are other seats. pick one of those.
dude (to someone else): God, that guy is such a schmeitz.

by chelsea21 October 22, 2007

Schmedium

A shade larger than small.

Dude, that t-shirt ain't small but its damn sure schmedium

by blacksunbird November 14, 2020