schmamily

forgettable family.

family schmamily.

by cmoncollapse December 4, 2010

Schmangry

Being angry as a result of having had too much to drink.

Steve: "What is up with Pete? He just punched his reflection in the mirror"
Joel: "He's schmangry, he had far too many tequila shots"

by Capt Steve May 11, 2014

Schwani

A Schwani is the ugliest but amazing man I mean girl in the world. If you had a Schwani don't be surprised at the big head of hers. She can be viscous at times but she will be a great friend. Schwanis can be very ugly but some people like her.

*Schwani' s big head blocks the board up front*

Girl: Move big head!

Schwani: *Turns around and stabs girl with pointy chin because of her upside down triangle head*

by Strawberry25578 June 9, 2018

Schmanten

A German word for food that is incredibly tasteful.

For example you have a huge hunger and in front of you lays a chicken teriyaki sub from subway. If you eat, your going to „schmand“ it away. That’s called schmanten

by Amphee September 29, 2021

schmang twang bang

A gang bang where you are double teamed by two gorgeous horny sexy blonde twins. This is usually an unattainable fantasy of dirty ugly old men that they will end up having wet dreams about or writing about it in their diaries. The occurence of the schmang twang bang is very rare, but when it does happen it is extremely fucking amazing and orgasms are multiple.

"Damn those twins are so hot, I am getting hard just looking at them, damn I'm tryna have a schmang twang bang"

by Amy Appler December 29, 2007

Fancy Schmancy

ultra fancy, distinguished,

John has on a pair of fancy schmancy pants today.

by Lj LPLJLolaLola February 15, 2017

Schmanta Claus

He is the Jewish Santa guy that eats too much Hallah bread, drank schnapps with the three wise men, gave a dreidle to baby Jesus, put up a xmas tree in the Holy Land, put a with a Star of David on top of the tree, and sings "Ho Ho Hora, Ho Ho Hora." So, he said it was OK to enjoy getting presents and that us kids shouldn't feel guilty enjoying all the fun.

"Yes Virginia, there really is a Schmanta Claus."

by GabbyFinkelsteinkringle September 17, 2006