Schmafoon

Combining the words “schmuck” and “buffoon,” the word “schmafoon” is used to describe someone who is very foolish, yet manages to create entertainment out of his/her ridicule.

He’s such a schmafoon, skipping a group project meeting to bake cake with his mom!

by Rmoney October 24, 2017

Schaffering it

Another use of Google but useless information. Unreliable, false information, uncredited

Chris was going talking about how to install a car motor. Goes on and on about. Tom look over to Ryan and says "He's definitely schaffering it again"

by Tomahawkz August 23, 2021

schmmfff

Essentially used as a placeholder for different words depending upon the situation. Although widely used, few understand its original meaning, which has led to its widespread use. Although only allowed for use by veterans, many rooks and weaksauce non vets try to attain schmmfff status.

Live to Schmmfff
Hey have you schmmfffed yet?
awww schmmfff!

by S. McGee December 28, 2005

Schmiggly Schmaffin

An act of random annoyance. This is not to be confused with the act of trolling. Schmiggly Schmaffing is annoyance that invokes rage among their victims. After completing the act, one yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!" to increase the annoyance of the victim

Justin opens his book to page 103.

Zack says "Hey Justin! Look over there!"

Justin looks.

As Justin is looking, Zack throws his book on the ground and yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!"

Justin says "Damn it!"

by Thesperson November 2, 2011

schaffted

When you receive a flaccid dick pic

Girl 1: Yo, is that a flaccid dick?!
Girl 2: Yeah, I totally just got Schaffted!

by Reece David Cooper Helland March 19, 2018

schmuffle

to alernatly smush and/or ruffle another's hair with hands, usually in a side to side motion.

this word comes from combining the two words "smush" and "ruffle" while slurring the beginning a bit.

"Oh, that guy is so fuzzy. I just want to go up to him, schmuffle his hair, and say, "Will you marry me?"

by J gleason July 25, 2008

Schafferidium

An extremely rare element often used in science classrooms.

What kind of element is that?
Oh, its Schafferidium.

by HardcoreTS February 2, 2018