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Schmucker

When a girl is giving head to an uncircumcised cock and she gets a mouthful of schmeg from under the foreskin causing her to pucker up and cringe. But the trooper that she is, completes the job to one glorious nut.
I guess I should of cleaned my foreskin last night before Rachel sucked me off. She got schmuckered.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
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Schlacker

One who schlacks; lacking behind in things
Holy hell! He's such a schlacker!
by Mackie Oldfield April 14, 2008
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Schlackled

When you are so drunk you a) don't recall 90% of the night b)throw up somewhere besides a toilet c) sleep somewhere you definitely shouldn't be (ex: behind an eye doctors office where bums urinate)
"Ashley slept behind the eye doctor last night right where bums take dookies."
"Wow, she must have been schlackled!"
by Schlackled Girl June 11, 2008
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schmecklehead

That guy is a friggin schmecklehead
by Westley E November 7, 2007
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schmickles

A happy squeal used by John Lennon on the day he came back form the dead.
I'm off to see our Yoko, schmickles!
by Chimbles September 1, 2003
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schmuckery

The act(or art if you will) of being a schmuck.
Mike:What the hell is keith doing?
Fred:He must be up to some schmuckery!

Dating that girl is dabbaling in shmuckery
by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004
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schmangler

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex for caca
The girl that I met at the bar, was a toal schmangler
by robocop turd January 24, 2009
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