schlob on a knob

to give head or a blow job to a guy

Brandon wants Steph to schlob on his knob.

by Kal January 3, 2004

Schlooze

1) A derogatory term with a meaning similar to slag or slut.

2) The sound made when breathing in sharply through your teeth in awkward situations.

1) "Payton is such a schlooze"

2) " 'I hate you Payton'

'Wow, thats awkward' *schlooze* "

by schloozer May 17, 2011

Schlöœupennen

Adjective used by beer drinkers to describe an IPA that is intensely resinous, like pine resin or dank sticky buds of cannabis.

"Pushing the limit of Schlöœupennen pressure on those already hop blasted taste buds, might not be your flavor to savor"

by Dog Bolter April 19, 2021

schlooze

1. A schlooze is a hot female (rated 6-7 out of 10), that would usually have many casual partners.

2. A very promiscuous women that acts very provocative.

T: "We should call Kristie later, and throw her a result, she's a massive schlooze"

K: "If you don't schlooze you loose."

by K & Tig November 28, 2013

schlobberknockered

extremely drunk to the point of embarrassment

Colleen got so schlobberknockered last night that she puked all over the inside of my car.

by Matt Alexander December 28, 2004

Plug Schlobers

Plug Schlobers is an insult you use on triplets.
It is very effective...

Jean: Im a big fat chicken

Mohammed: I enjoy eating deep-fried lamb lounce

Gene: Sup
Kathrine: Sup
Hubert: Sup
Mohammed: Stfu you fucking Plug Schlobers

by Mathaugostdidbailoud March 23, 2021

Schloomer

1) One (1) who plays the sackbutt.

2) One who speaks German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball.

"Is that schloomer playing the sackbutt?"
"Hey schloomer, you left your sackbutt out again."
"You schloomer, stop speaking German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball!"

by Excelsior December 28, 2005