schinkered

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.

I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.

by public enemy number 2 August 9, 2006

Schnickelfritz

The word "schnickelfritz" is a term of endearment of uncertain Germanic origin. It means something akin to 'rascal', 'scamp', or 'little chatterbox'. The word is usually used with children, but can also be used between others who are close with each other.

Also, Schnickel Fritz is a folklore character. Fritz was a rascally little boy. He also is mentioned in the Schnitzelbank song. (Google the song...I'm not chronicling it here.)

Johnny just played a trick on me and made me look silly; what a schnickelfritz!

To a child: Hurry and put your shoes on, Schnickelfritz!

by Rampant Andie May 18, 2011

schlick

1. n - The act of female masturbation.
2. Onomonopaea - The sound associated with female masturbation.

When those chicks saw my photo, I could hear them schlicking in the other room.

by Anonymous April 12, 2003

Schnickel

To make something somebody else's problem; especially regarding money.

To bamboozle someone.
To weazel out of responsibility.

I got totally Schnickeled yesterday. Dude "forgot" his wallet when we went for coffees again!

The Schnickeler got out Schnickeled with the great BBQ debacle of 2019

by BigBert69 March 30, 2020

Pootie shickle

It's a sensation of a fart going into your vagina so you have to move to get it out.

A: What happened?
B: I just had a pootie shickle.

by gaybija October 7, 2019

Shick Dick

Clean shaved penis and genital area.

Yo I heard you had a shick dick!
Who told you that?
That chick you fucked last night

by Ebok8 June 25, 2009

Schnicknar

From the Latin root 'schnick' a prefix capable of being used in the stead of any other word. Noun, verb, adverb, adj, vb.trans.

expanded through German to schnicknar while maintaining its original meaning.

A versatile word capable of replacing any other word. Eg. I can't find my schnicknar; or, If you're good I'll let you put your schnicknar in my schnicknar.

Further the word can be deconstructed and used in parts. Eg. Stop being such a dicknar; or, I can't eat my hotdog without snicktard.

by Quinn M. Ross September 24, 2006