The Schiavo

A sex act when your partner acts like a life support vegetable while you are banging her and she just makes undecernable noises during sex!
Last night I asked the wife if we could get busy? She said "I am really tired, can we just do The Schiavo?"
by spawnmanuli August 20, 2011
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Schiavo

n. - A woman who, by way of an eating disorder and coma, brings attention to herself and her family.

adj. - Characterized by the look of either a mentally retarded individual or one in the vegetable state.

v. - To assume the look of either a mentally retarded individual or one in the vegetable state.
"Hey, look at the TV, it seems we have another Schiavo on our hands."

"Haha, check out this bum, he looks so Schiavo."

"OK everybody Schiavo on three, this is gonna be hilarious!"
by Chris April 10, 2005
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(verb) to have the appearance or act as if you are in a constant vegetative state. lack of movement or enthusiasm.
"man, my class totally schivoed through that discussion of hamlet."
by Winston Peril April 05, 2005
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Schiavo

another word for marijuana, or a state of mind after smoking some dank. aka Terri Schiavo...
"Hey homie, you got any chronic?"
"I got that Schiavo."

"He smoked himself Schiavo"
by Jacob Juelz September 16, 2006
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verb. To terminate a process, task, or relationship that is yielding little response, and no benefit. To pull the plug.
"Ever since this became a long-distance relationship, we've been talking less and less, and finally I realized it was time to schiavo the whole thing."
by benjjj May 05, 2005
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schiavo

To use a sympathetic person or situation as a pawn to attain political goals.
To get legislation passed, he schiavos using topics like baby seals, children, and brain dead patients.
by Sean March 25, 2005
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schiavo

To zone out, become generaly unaware of ones surroundings, most oftenly with head tilted back and mouth agape.

Can also apply to somone sleeping, so long as the head is tilted backwards, and mouth is open.

To be used as in, "Pulling a schiavo"
"Mike was pulling a schiavo, so i threw some Mini Oreos in his mouth"
by TimBOE October 02, 2006
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