shift scalping

To take a prime work shift and then sell it to another worker, thus earning income without having to work.

Jon-Mark: I picked up 7-10 phones shift everyday for the entire week, and then sold them to Zeina for $3 an hour. I made money without showing up to work by shift scalping!

by dhe@fas February 9, 2009

jew scalping

When you forcefully remove the yamaka off the head of a Jewish person.

Jim got arrested for a hate crime yesterday for going out and Jew scalping a guy

by Crusaderking420 June 14, 2019

Waistband Scalping

When your waistband tugs on your pubes and it starts pulling them out.

I have a bad case of Waistband Scalping.

by VestiaryGolem2 June 19, 2018

apache scalping party

Having intercourse with female when she is having her period. Generally a messy affair.

Honey. Find a towel. We're gonna have an apache scalping party. It's my turn to do laundry tomorrow (or, leave the maid a big tip).

by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012

muff scalping

v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both

"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."

by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017

South side scalping

When you’re fucking a girl and her wig/weave falls out.

I went down to the heights and gave this bitch a south side scalping.

by Southsidezach April 3, 2022

1-10 Scaling

A rating of the attractiveness of any person male or female on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the most ogre-like troglodyte to ever walk the earth and 10 being a literal god or goddess

Guy1: Hey check out that hottie at the bar, she's a perfect 10

Guy2: You've got Beer goggles on she's more like a low 4

Guy1: Your 1-10 Scaling is off

by Yoyopudytat September 15, 2016