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Sarasota Soufflé

A Sarasota Soufflé occurs following a night of drinking, and eating large amounts of Taco Bell, or some kind of Mexican food. It essentially is a hang-over dump. However when it exits the rectum, it departs much like foam insulation. The steamy load effectively seals up the but crack, but with the appearance of a nicely cooked soufflé. The color of the soufflé can very person to person, and also depends on the combo ordered the night before.
Jerald, "Yo Doug, I just went to fire out that Taco Bell I ate last night and totally had the worst Sarasota Soufflé. I had to use little paper plates to scrap it all off."

Doug, "Where did you put those paper plates?"

Jerald, "On the picnic table in the backyard, I'll get rid of them in a couple minutes."

Doug, "Man, I was about to tell you that was the shittiest soufflé I've ever had."

Jerald, "Dude..."
by Teratoma April 16, 2010
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Sarasota sasquatch

When an overly hairy women's vagina is placed on ones chin to give the appearance that one is in a ZZTop cover band.
After running a mile in 90 degree weather, she gave me a sarasota Sasquatch!
by Paper cut my taint March 17, 2012
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sarasota

A place where I live and you vacation.

Everybody thinks it's the greatest thing on earth, but sadly, it isn't. You will be surrounded by old people wating to die, while the sunny and extemely humid atomosphere is ruining your "totally rad" hairdo.

One good thing about it is that you can go to Marina Jacks at night and sit by the boat docks with your lovers.

Yeah, have fun.
hey, hey guys, im going to Sarasota to see my 90 year old grandparents, and there i will marvel at the fact that IT SUCKS.
by vengance August 5, 2006
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Sarasota

A coastal town in Florida. Lots of Rich and/or old people live there. Home of the Carlie Brucia kidnapping. Also home of the Ringling's home, Ringling art museum, Booker Elementary (The school where George W. Bush was at during 9/11),Cincinatti Reds spring training, and the former home of the ringling circus. Sarasota also has an international airport, and a pretty low crime rate. Overall a pretty nice place to live.
Sarasota is generally a nice place to live, except for the old people and snowbirds.
by rapsux February 26, 2005
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sarasota fl

the most bullshit, boring place to grow up....EVER. where every teenager is high off something and everyone has insecure parents. where old people come to die and fuck with all the young teenageers just trying to get by. where the police have nothing better to do but to search around looking for trouble so they can say they did something today.

all in all sarasota is a big heap of sandy balls
by nips in my salad March 8, 2011
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Sausome

When a particular sauce or dip is overwhelmingly delicious. Combination of "Sauce" and "Awesome".
Destiny and I went to Taco Bell yesterday and the new avocado-ranch was Sausome!
by FuriousNick July 10, 2009
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Sarasota Briar Patch

I don't mind a little old tang now and then, but I can do without the Sarasota Briar Patch.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016
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