sarcasmystic

A wizard practitioner of sarcasm

I call myself a sarcasmystic; a sometimes wizard of sarcasm.

by Ordinary savage November 22, 2018

Sarcasmitis

A mental disorder caused by excessive use of sarcasm.Person affected will use sarcasm almost uncontrollably,even when it's unnecessary or in an emergency situation

*A Person with sarcasmitis(APWS) got hit by a car*
kontoculai; "hey,are you okay?"
APWS: "Yeah,I'm totally okay.See,I'm lying here because I want to have a great sun tan"
kontoculai: "Oh,Ok,bye then"
APWS: "Wait,help me!I got sarcasmitis.."

by kontoculai July 11, 2019

Sarcastimistic

Neither pessimistic or optimistic-too androgynous to be either one.

"Because let's face it: We're all a little too androgynous to be either a pessimist or an optimist, sarcastimistic is our only option."

by JessyG April 21, 2010

Sarcasmate

A sarcastic soul mate

He is my Sarcasmate and we are constantly having sarcastic fights. I love him!

by SarcasticSatan September 9, 2016

sarcasmic

the delivery of sarcasm accompanied by an overwhelming feeling of satisfaction, generally due to the face that the sarcasm was well-deserved.

Joe: No, not seriously. I was being sarcasmic, retard.

by BlackNoise March 29, 2009

sarcassist

a sarcastic person .

Wow, I'm so wonderful.
You're such a sarcassist.

by grr rrr March 30, 2008

Sarcasmaster

(Sar-kaz-master) One who is a master of sarcasm!

--I just got a French Vanilla coffee!
-Good for you! We should throw a party!
--Really?
-Fuck off, I'm a sarcasmaster!
--What's that mean?
-Look it up on UrbanDictionary.com, fat-ass!

by C-Rock113 January 7, 2009