Samsquanch

1) The mispronounciation of the word "Sasquatch". 2) A stupid looking, big eyebrowed penguin in Québec's Biodome I named Samsquanch.

Guy 1: OMFG! The samsquanch is gonna get you!!
Guy 2: OMFG! ..What's a samsquanch?
Guy 1: OMFG! You don't know what a samsquanch is?
Guy 1: OMFG! Go home and search Samsquanch on www.UrbanDictionary.com, then come back here so he can eat you.
Guy 2: OMFG! ..Okay.

Samsquanch by Adam Ritchie August 29, 2006

Samsquamched 

Adjective: Resulting symptoms of high level/ partial overdose of marijuana consumption.

"I am totally samsquamched."

Samsquamched by Joey Abercrombie October 16, 2011

Sasquanch 

An ugly ass nigga that has downs

Damn look at that ugly ass sasquanch over there

Sasquanch by stankboi August 30, 2017

sasqwatch 

Chris Sasso

Chris Sasso is a sasqwatch!

sasqwatch by Joe Evans March 15, 2003

Samsquatch 

A guy that is freakin' crazy. Someone who will have sex with just about anything. Also a person who is a big-ass football player could be considered a "Samsquatch".

Samsquatch was tearin' that ass up all night long.

I got samsquatched last night.

Samasquatch at that guy whole last night.

Did you see that samsquatch fuck that toaster.

Samsquatch by jwallace April 4, 2008

Samsquanch

A person who is a staunch Samsung fanboy, who will Troll articles that have anything to do with Apple products.

Hey look there's an article about the new iPhone, oh no there's a Samsquanch trolling the comments.

Samsquanch by Olrak Dunflomingo April 24, 2014

samsquantch 

Furry fool who break dances. Is known for homosexual tendancies and undergoes the challenge of getting laid. While failing miserably. He often tries to steal peoples lives and drive other people apart. Is prone to bitch slapping. Can be found in the Urban Jungles of Toronto.

"What a homo... Such a Samsquantch... Hey Bob look at the samsquantch!"

"C'mon kids gather around. Billy Poke it with a stick! But mommy the Samsquantch might be horny and eat me! and NOT literally :("

samsquantch by Anonymously Sent By A Shady Figure... November 9, 2008