salmon breath

noun: An unpleasant and often embarrassing phenomenon which occurs when one consumes some foodstuff containing a high contingent of salmon. Salmon breath is often mistaken for tuna breath, but has a unique and even more pungent odour which defies and overpowers even the strongest mouth washes and mints.

Guy 1: Dude, can you smell that guy's salmon breath?
Guy 2: Yeah, I reckon someone ought to let him know...

by pens nizzle July 14, 2007

Salmo Dinner Jacket

The regionally-famous SDJ is a plaid lumberjack shirt/jacket, named after the town of Salmo in the Kootenay region of British Columbia. While the SDJ is an archetypal 'Real Man's Jacket' and a classic piece of working man's attire (hence the Poor Man's Tuxedo theme), the term is intended to be an ironic mockumentary of the town of Salmo, (and indeed any equivalent 'no frills' town in North America) which is basic in the extreme. Salmo has also been referred to as an 'X-Files Town'...

He's so sophisticated, he wears a Salmo Dinner Jacket to formal occasions.

by TerminatorTim November 1, 2010

Salmon Bowl Eve

A comment written on videos where tik tok user Emily Mariko is preparing a dish using salmon and rice, denoting that she will be making her signature salmon bowl the next day.

Omg you know what that means, it's Salmon Bowl Eve 🧊 🍣🍚

by Somatic Love June 2, 2022

salloween

adj/noun – a pitifully weak attempt at celebrating Halloween

I thought their Halloween decorations were wimpier than my dentist’s: a couple of paper jack-o’-lanterns and black cats, with some cobwebs stingily strewn about – never seen such a salloween.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 29, 2011

Sloppy Salmon

An upward motion of the hand in between the legs of an unsuspecting party. The motion begins at the knees and moves upward 3-6 inches, as to not touch the party's genitalia - but so as to solicit a shock or surprise. The upward hand motion also includes, a side to side flapping as to emulate the motion of a salmon's tail in the water.

Brenda sloppy salmoned Mike to humiliate him and emasculate him at the party.

by El ChaCha January 17, 2012

Smoked Salmon

While a woman is receiving cunnilingus she flatulates and simultaneously either pulls the bed sheets over his head (a dutch oven) or holds his head in place between her legs.

He was going down on her when in horror he realized what he had just heard was not a queef and that she was holding his head down so he could not escape the fumes traveling past her taint into his open mouth. He had tasted smoked salmon.

by Indoor Creature May 11, 2013

sally the salmon

a fucking salmon

also fucked a man who blew up a country then died then came back (yeah hes jesus or something) and has a furry son names fundy

"Hey Sally the Salmon!"
*fish noises*

by scientificRoadkill July 21, 2021