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'stache

Slang for a thick, manly mustache that reaches to each corner of the lips perfectly; a 'stache is always well groomed.
- Hey Jeffrey, that 'stache is freakin' thick!
- Thanks, gurl.
by Fat Cat Gaberino June 3, 2010
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'Stache

The man's 'stache wasn't very well-trimmed, so I suggested that he shave it off.
by Rodney Basil June 10, 2004
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Stache Salute

When a person without a mustache gives a person with a mustache some sort of a sign of respect for his sweet stache.

Originated in 2001, by Krampack, as a way to salute El Stachio when arriving at his well. The original salute consisted of sliding one's index finger slowly across their upper lip, in an arched manner.
"That guy has been rocking his stache since High School, so I always give him a proper Stache Salute."

"I always give him mad props with a Stache Salute."
by El Stachio February 6, 2010
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Stache-tastic

When someone is "stache-tastic", they have a great looking mustache or upper lip hair which makes other envious of their mustache. If your mustache makes you look like a porn star or you get more girls with just a mustache as your facial hair of choice, you are stache-tastic!
Damn, James gets all the girls with that mustache of his. He is Stache-tastic!
by JaYmAsTaBaTeS19 May 18, 2009
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Stache-ist

1. (noun) A person with a prejudice toward another person with a mustache.

2. (adj.) discriminatory or prejudiced on the basis of a mustache.
She is afraid of anyone with mustaches. She is a stache-ist.

That comment about the man with a mustache was both uncalled for and stache-ist.
by tankbeh January 14, 2011
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stache-ism

1. prejudice or discrimination toward individuals with mustaches.
2. behavior, conditions, or attitudes that foster stereotypes of people with mustaches.
Years of unquestioned stache-ism have lead to the belief that only cops and child molesters have mustaches.

He was passed up for a promotion at the workplace because of the stache-ism of his immediate supervisor.
by tankbeh January 12, 2011
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Stache ride

A verb referring to a person receiving fellatio, cunnilingus or anal sex while in a seated position on the face of a person with facial hair growing above his top lip. The person with a moustache is usually a man but can also be a Italian or Puerto Rican woman or any geriatric female without a pair of tweezers and willing tongue.
Cowboys are experts in stache rides.

Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.
by Leatherlaird July 3, 2009
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