smoked

When a female gives a man oral sex.

She took me back to the house last night and smoked me.

by Brooks July 16, 2004

Smoked

Someone who has been smoked has either been taken advantage of and then discarded, or left to take the blame for something they weren’t actually responsible for.

I've been smoked! Now what am I supposed to do?

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Smoked

See Evizerate
A legendary player in Tibia.

Smoked Pwns Y00 NOOBZ

He is da Noobinator!

by anonymous December 8, 2004

smoked

to have smoked an extreme amount of weed

"yo that dude came outta his homies house lookin all smoked"

by manda March 21, 2005

Smoked

Just clearing a height in high jump, leaving the bar wobbling.

joel mason smoked that 2.46m

by JimmyPageLovesBlonkers October 12, 2009

smoked

Synonym of "owned" or "nigged" often used by a certain Dartmouth douche (also a member of Team Eye Candy), traditionally said in a high voice, leading observers to question said douche's supposed heterosexuality.

Oasis Fanatic: Who sings this song (Bittersweet Symphony)?
Douche: Umm...are you serious? OASIS! OHHHHH! SMOKED!
Bystander: No, you cunt, it's The Verve.
Douche: Oh.
Oasis Fanatic: You can go ahead and sit down cunt.

by Your Favourite Worst Nightmare January 11, 2008

smoked

To be extremly unatractive

"why don't you ask her out"
"nah she's Smoked"

by A2Ln October 7, 2009