smegma

build up of dried chedda behind the foreskin

hey man, e 2 tha c has smegma

by gonzo lax fish October 12, 2007

SMEGMA

Acronym for Some Men Egregiously Go Mansplaining Everything.

~ "My boss at work is always taking a really long time to tell me stuff I already know. Really wastes my time and I'm getting SOO sick and tired if it!"

~ " Yeah, he's a real SMEGMA, ain't he!"

by paulpaxman January 16, 2017

smegma

the best reason yet to get a circumcision

Susan said, "Do I have smegma on my teeth?"

by Jake E. Pants May 15, 2002

smegma

The infected, greasy, stanky, clumpped-up, egg yolk colored, residukes from having foreskin and not being cleaned on a regular basis is called SMEGMA.

Jose, after working in the fields and having sex with two fat burrito makers, had to wipe the smegma off his penis head b/c the rank stank knocked out 2 other fruit workers. Also, stuff that hookers eat at buffets.

by jgiddy99 December 27, 2006

smegma

the nasty crudy gunk that forms underneath the foreskin of an uncircumsised penis

Dick finished cleaning the smegma out of his willy before he persued in sexual intercourse with his partner.

by Joey Edmonds September 22, 2008

smegma

bi-product of an uncircumcised, silly looking, un-kept, weird chode

"Hey man, check out the build of of smegma gathering on and around Guiermo's chode. Had that chode been properly fashioned he wouldn't have such issues. Good luck getting that thing sucked"

by Numero Dos April 17, 2010

Smegma

A thick cheese like subaceous secretion that collects around the clitoris or the folds of the foreskin

My boyfriend feeds me his smegma whilst I sleep

by Nollium March 13, 2018