Singapore 

A country that allows prostitution but doesn't allow oral sex. Now that's fucked up.

"Dude man, this chick will fuck me but she won't blow!"

Singapore by Hooker T. January 31, 2005

Singapore 

A country that is strict and small, bad weather like hurricane have never happened in singapore before, this is a country that was controlled by the British in the past 50-60 years. 3 races, Chinese, Indian and Malays. A country that banned chewing gums to prevent from littering. Good country to visit to.

I promise to defend this country from terror!
I love singapore!
We are lucky to live in this country.

Singapore by Iamsingapore December 18, 2005

Singapore 

A small country that has great shopping districts and food.
Consist of mainly 3 different races, Chinese, indian and malay. Have a lot of foreign talent because the population is too small. They dry their clothes outside with a bamboo pole.
It is very clean and though it has a lot of fines on various different things, it is a safe city. This is because it has never experienced a natural disaster. The education here is also competitive and becoming better. Singapore is also one of the countries that has the most number of kpop fans in the world. It is also called the garden city because everywhere you go there are trees and plants. But a name that contradicts this is cement city, because there are alot of buildings too.

Guy1 : Hi! Where are you from?
Guy2: Singapore.
Guy 1: Oh...I love your country's black pepper chili crab!
Guy 2: Glad you had tried something local. How about Durians?

Singapore by Singaporean kpop fan April 25, 2012

Singapore 

The destination of choice for millionaires and billionaires from Indonesia, China, India, Europe, and the United States during the pandemic, because of the island state’s relative low infection, mortality, and crime rates, compared to the rest of the developed world, where white racism or supremacism, nativism, and xenophobia, often condoned by right-wing inept politicians, are at an all-time high.

More than a tax haven for the filthy rich from both the East and the West, Singapore is now a “corona sanctuary” for the wealthy and the celebrities escaping the ravages of the pandemic sweeping their countries, whose oft-ill-run health systems leave much to be desired.

Singapore by MathPlus July 4, 2021

Singapore 

Small Country which never put a limit to intake of immigrants.
You see more foreigners than locals, wherever you go. Cool or What?!?!?
It's also very safe here! From disasters!

I'm from singapore. Come and visit my country! :D

Singapore by ProvingSorry October 3, 2011

Singapore 

A very small and somewhat clean country that is very strict.
& I don't like 47%-55% of the songs they play on the radio stations but I'll go with the damn flow.

I live in Singapore...yay.Whatever.

Singapore by WhocaresIamabitch December 5, 2003

Singapore 

Singapore is a multi-racial and multi-cultural country, with Chinese, Malays and Indians historically making up the majority of the population.

"Singapore has traditional food there.Try it out!"
"Really? I hope I can go there."

Singapore by Superb SUPERS May 8, 2016