SIMP

A simp is one who puts his hoe before his bros.

Will has ditched us for “****” again, he’s such a fucking simp

by NotInvolved February 16, 2020

SIMP

A Super Intelligent Minecraft Player. They are not fatherless unlike actual simps.

Hmm, That guy is a SIMP.

by Endermanch67 May 2, 2022

SIMP

Silly Impression of a Male Primate.
Men that go out of their way to impress a female in an almost primal way, showing off everything they have, presenting her with presents.

You are really doing everything you can to get her to notice you, SIMP.

by philosopher72 January 13, 2021

SIMP

A man who continues to try and please a women who his mentally and physically abusive or manipulative in nature in hopes to seek a sexual gratification or maintain a relation ship.

Tim continues to be a simp having his wife ignore him and talk to another man while shit belittles him , while he try’s to keep her happy with money and jewelry to keep her from leaving.

by Szwabo June 4, 2020

SIMP

Experiment 239
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy

A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.

Not. Cool. Dude.

Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"

by GummoG June 17, 2019

SIMP

KHALID KARIM

simp: what do you call a person who chases girls then tells his friends they are up his dick? KHALID KARIM

by polkadotes May 31, 2020

SIMP

A popular song from the 2000's TV show, Phineas and Ferb, Outlinign that fact that Their sister, Candace has squrriels in her pants

Person 1: OMG She has SIMP
Person 2: I feel so bad for her

by schwulermann1234 April 19, 2022