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An acronym describing a male who desperately attempts to seduce any women they can. This can be seen in various ways, such as overly complimenting women, dissing societal viewpoints of men in attempts to gain attention from women, faking illness/injuries for sympathy and attention of women, etc.
Nobody likes these kinds of people (besides women who are easily manipulated by SIMPS), so do your best to avoid being or being with one.

Similar phrases: beta-male, easy, 0 self-worth, 0 pride, 0 braincells
Jacob talking to Lauren: “I can’t believe he said women are destined to be housewives. If you were my girl, I’d be the one making sandwiches for you.”

Chad overhearing the conversation: “Holy shit, Jacob. You’re such a SIMP.”
by w0nders November 14, 2019
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Wow, w0nders sure is a more of a Dab Gamer than Mike will ever be!
by w0nders December 22, 2017
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