shnit

The combination of a sneeze and an accidental shit of the liquid consistency.

Not coming to work boss. I got the shnits.

by Okin, Mij and Trauts July 12, 2005

shnit

Slang for people who can't spell "shit".

Duh I'm toopid, shnti! I mean shnit!

by oj the murderer September 13, 2003

shnit

word that raisa and yena are exceptionally good at using.

Yena: "raisa, u r lookin incredibly shniteish today"
Raisa: " u look worse."

by raisaandyena May 05, 2004

pimpin shnits

A term that is used to describe something or someone that is really awesome or tight. Created by the great Kelsey Horner.

"Dude those shades are the pimpin shnits!"

by Gabe Glasser April 17, 2007

flirkin' shnit

another way of putting fucking shit in a nicer way

bob:holy fucking shit thats one big moose you got there!
jackie: now honey what have i said about swearing around the kids. use flirkin' shnit instead dear.

by jgcd October 21, 2006

da shnit biznitch

da shnit biznitch. the best shit going

this car is da shnit biznitch lets go steal it aiight

by insane man June 24, 2006

Shnitted

The feeling of you being trash and tired but not the tired of 'I didn't sleep well last night' the tired " I am done with fucking everything I need a fucking vacation in Jamaica or something" tired.

Common Asshole- What is up with you today dude you are so blah looking.
Normal human being- I am shnitted today. Now leave me be.
Common Asshole- shits his pants.

by casterfields March 03, 2016