by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022
Get the I shit you not one cent mug.Do not cause trouble in a place where you must be on a regular basis. Often used with workplace romances but can also apply to relationships with students at your school or starting shit in general.
by A1988 February 16, 2020
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This phrase means "do not have romantic relationships with any co-workers." Basically, you don't want to make yourself uncomfortable (by potentially having a romantic relationship get ugly, or "shitting") at the place where you work ("where you eat").
Dude #1: "damn a really hot blonde just started working at my company. i'm gonna ask her out"
Dude #2: "dude, haven't you heard the saying: Don't shit where you eat?"
Dude #2: "dude, haven't you heard the saying: Don't shit where you eat?"
by whodey June 16, 2004
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Get the Don't shit where you sleep mug.what you say to someone who turns up to work ridiculously early, as everyone knows this sort of eager beaver behaviour would only be acceptable if you had actually shat the bed, were forced to get out of it, and had nothing better to do than come to work.
by me old fruity October 1, 2006
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It's only 5am,have you shit the bed?
by Lee.w October 31, 2017
Get the have you shit the bed mug.What you say when you hear something from someone that you don't beleive. Something unthinkable is being explained, your response. Reciprocated more often than not with "I shit you not".
p1: Dude, you guys got to meet Samuel L Jackson? Your shitting me!
p2: I shit you not dude! I shook the motherfucker's hand!
p2: I shit you not dude! I shook the motherfucker's hand!
by Hyper-z July 5, 2005
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