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blog

A recent and disturbing trend on the internet. A blog lets people easily post comments onto a webpage. While blogs have many purposes, some of which can be useful, most people seem to use blogs as a way of having an online diary. These people have such massive egos and are so narcissistic that they believe that other people would be interested in reading their pointless ramblings. Even more disturbing is the fact that many people have such boring lives that they have nothing better to do than to read these stupid online diaries. They just feed the egos of the "bloggers" and encourage them to continue posting nonsense. Hopefully, "blogging" will turn out to be just a fad that passes quickly.
tim: Hey i just set up a blog on my website.
joe: What have you written in it?
tim: Oh just some random drivel.
joe: Sounds like the typical blog.
tim: Yeah, but plenty of people will still read it, and that will make me feel special.
joe: That's sad.
tim: I know.
by whodey July 16, 2004
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pump and dump

1) to have sexual intercourse with a woman, withdraw, and then ejaculate all over her.

2) to buy a stock, hype it all over message boards on the internet to make other people buy it, and then sell it after it goes up
1) man i pumped my cock into gail's pussy and then dumped my cum all over her. she looked like a glazed donut!

2) look at this guy trying to tell us to buy XYZ stock. he's doing a pump and dump.
by whodey June 13, 2004
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glazed donut

a girl whose pussy, stomach, tits, and face is covered with so much cum that she looks like a glazed donut
gail certainly looked like a glazed donut after we gangbanged her.
by whodey June 13, 2004
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rope

right after i pulled out of gail's hot pussy, i shot out several long ropes of cum that went from her forehead all the way down to her blond mound.
by whodey June 13, 2004
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september 10th

unimportant; trivial. how the events that happened on 9/10/01 compared to the events that happened on 9/11/01.
man, why do you care if she doesn't have an orgasm? that's so september 10th.
by whodey June 13, 2004
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dpp

double pussy penetration. seen in some porn where 2 guys put their cocks into a woman's pussy at the same time. presumably the guys must be gay too, as no straight man would have their dick touch another guy's dick.
damn that girl's pussy must be loose, she's not even screaming as she takes that dpp!
by whodey June 15, 2004
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ho

A way of pronouncing the word "whore". Just like "floor" can be pronounced "flo", and "hardcore" can be pronounced "hardco", and "door" can be pronounced "doe".
English teacher: "How do you spell 'whore'?"
Student: "W-H-O-R-E"
English teacher: "And how do you pronounce 'whore'?"
Student: "Ho."
by whodey June 15, 2004
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