whodey's definitions

friggin

A word used by cowards who are too afraid to say "fucking"

dude #1: "that music friggin sucks"
dude #2: "friggin? come on you wimp. say FUCKING"

by whodey June 15, 2004

whey

Cooler way of saying "where"

Dude #1: "Whey did you put my car keys?"
Dude #2: "Over they on the counter."

by whodey June 15, 2004

don't shit where you eat

This phrase means "do not have romantic relationships with any co-workers." Basically, you don't want to make yourself uncomfortable (by potentially having a romantic relationship get ugly, or "shitting") at the place where you work ("where you eat").

Dude #1: "damn a really hot blonde just started working at my company. i'm gonna ask her out"
Dude #2: "dude, haven't you heard the saying: Don't shit where you eat?"

by whodey June 16, 2004

whodey

Cooler way of saying "who's there"

(knock, knock)
"Whodey?"

by whodey June 16, 2004

glazed donut

a girl whose pussy, stomach, tits, and face is covered with so much cum that she looks like a glazed donut

gail certainly looked like a glazed donut after we gangbanged her.

by whodey June 13, 2004

september 10th

unimportant; trivial. how the events that happened on 9/10/01 compared to the events that happened on 9/11/01.

man, why do you care if she doesn't have an orgasm? that's so september 10th.

by whodey June 13, 2004

pump and dump

1) to have sexual intercourse with a woman, withdraw, and then ejaculate all over her.

2) to buy a stock, hype it all over message boards on the internet to make other people buy it, and then sell it after it goes up

1) man i pumped my cock into gail's pussy and then dumped my cum all over her. she looked like a glazed donut!

2) look at this guy trying to tell us to buy XYZ stock. he's doing a pump and dump.

by whodey June 13, 2004