whodey's definitions

september 10th

unimportant; trivial. how the events that happened on 9/10/01 compared to the events that happened on 9/11/01.

man, why do you care if she doesn't have an orgasm? that's so september 10th.

by whodey June 13, 2004

pump and dump

1) to have sexual intercourse with a woman, withdraw, and then ejaculate all over her.

2) to buy a stock, hype it all over message boards on the internet to make other people buy it, and then sell it after it goes up

1) man i pumped my cock into gail's pussy and then dumped my cum all over her. she looked like a glazed donut!

2) look at this guy trying to tell us to buy XYZ stock. he's doing a pump and dump.

by whodey June 13, 2004

don't shit where you eat

This phrase means "do not have romantic relationships with any co-workers." Basically, you don't want to make yourself uncomfortable (by potentially having a romantic relationship get ugly, or "shitting") at the place where you work ("where you eat").

Dude #1: "damn a really hot blonde just started working at my company. i'm gonna ask her out"
Dude #2: "dude, haven't you heard the saying: Don't shit where you eat?"

by whodey June 16, 2004

ho

A way of pronouncing the word "whore". Just like "floor" can be pronounced "flo", and "hardcore" can be pronounced "hardco", and "door" can be pronounced "doe".

English teacher: "How do you spell 'whore'?"
Student: "W-H-O-R-E"
English teacher: "And how do you pronounce 'whore'?"
Student: "Ho."

by whodey June 15, 2004

fricking

A word used by cowards who are too afraid to say "fucking"

dude #1: "that music fricking sucks"
dude #2: "fricking? come on you wimp. say FUCKING"

by whodey June 15, 2004

dpp

double pussy penetration. seen in some porn where 2 guys put their cocks into a woman's pussy at the same time. presumably the guys must be gay too, as no straight man would have their dick touch another guy's dick.

damn that girl's pussy must be loose, she's not even screaming as she takes that dpp!

by whodey June 15, 2004

dd

due diligence (research into all aspects of a certain topic)

Dude #1: "Hey man, should I buy stock in XYZ company?"
Dude #2: "Dude, do your own DD."

by whodey June 16, 2004