shit off a stick

Fast. NO idea where it comes from; I can't see shit moving too quickly off a stick, but there you go.

...so I called Vin Diesel a big girl's blouse and then got out of there like shit off a stick...

by Tom W August 2, 2004

Shit Off Susan!!

A phrase uttered by people that are totally and utterly sick of judgemental mums-net types.

For fucks sake - Shit Off Susan!! - no one cares about your judgemental bollocks

by Andiblex June 27, 2018

no shit off my ass

1. when a decsion or action affects you in no way

2. when you don't give a fuck

guy 1: hey i can use ur computer to check fantasy football

guy 2: ya sure, its no shit off my ass

by beanboy88 January 13, 2010

face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

very ugly person normally used for females

look at that girl shes got a face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

by grumpyboy December 27, 2005

shit off

To be angry at one another.

Shit Off you fuckarse.

by Kitten Poo September 10, 2003

Shirts Off

to put 100% effort into what you do, using all your energy; full out; to go in.

We goin' SHIRTS OFF on this one!

Whoa? did you see what he did? he was going shirts off!!

by agent314 March 29, 2010

Shit Off

Competition to assess who can shit the fastest

"Gonna have a shit off to see who gets the US presidency job"

by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017