shammered

hammered and smashed combined into one

"omg I was so fuckn shmammered at daniel's party!"

by Fini August 8, 2004

Shimmer shake

A gentle swing of cloth to see if it has a shimmer when worn.

I took the shirt of the hanger at the department store and gave it a little shimmer shake.

by JSTRAWN August 4, 2010

shammery

Pure garbage. Awful.

This party was shammery!

by PearlyWhites August 22, 2016

Shammering

More than mostest

I love you mostest, well I love you shammering

by Coolest word maker X July 19, 2016

shimmery diggle

To or interfere with; sabotage

This would require us to shimmery diggle his car

by Fred Ibster September 8, 2022

Operation: Shammer Shield

A military term for an operation in a situation where ROTC cadets are deployed into a combat situation.

The ROTC cadets are separated into two platoons; the first being the dedicated cadets who wish to better themselves in their training to become military officers, the second being the 'shammers' i.e. the people who do not care to better themselves or to be an officer and only go through an ROTC to have their schooling paid for.
The operation consists of the platoon of dedicated cadets shielding themselves in combat with the disgusting, fat bodies of the undedicated cadets. The reason for this being that the undedicated cadets are useful for only taking bullets.

These indifferent cadets will assist in Operation: Shammer Shield by running out into the clearing and revealing the location of the machine gun nest.

by johnerism December 12, 2009

Mara-shammer

Someone who puts on full running gear and runs alongside marathon runners for the last 3 miles of the course -looking surprisingly fresh. Glory hunter. Shouts encouragement and takes pictures as they overtake them.

Avoids problems like Runners Bum.

The full kit wanker of the running world.

Did Nick do the Mara-sham again? Yeh, the whole 2.9 miles. That F-ing mara-shammer.

by Buakk November 21, 2019