wallet sensor

The sensor installed inside the drivers seat of most modern vehicles. It is designed to detect the thickness of the drivers wallet and activate when the drivers wallet becomes too fat. It usually triggers vague and inconsequential check engine lights that can only be diagnosed and fixed by the dealership at an exorbitant price. The sensor is usually designed to activate about 3-6 months after the car is out of warranty. Once the sensor has detected that the wallet has become sufficiently thinner it will then wait 6-9 months before reactivating and will continue to do so in perpetuity.

The wallet sensor triggered my check engine light. Only the dealership has the equipment to read the code. They said it will be $300 for a diagnosis.

by 03specv February 2, 2021

Pussimeter sensor

This is a sensor on your phone that recognizes when potential plus he is coming your direction.

Damn, look at the hottie Sam pulled he must have his pussimeter sensor in

by Puerto Rican chocolat thunder May 3, 2018

bubble sensor

A device designed to detect the presence of gas bubbles in a liquid.

A bubble sensor would just tell the bubble to get the fuck out of here.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

map-sensor

A engine component dat detects when da vehicle's "manly-macho" driver needs to pull over and ask fer directions.

Click and Clack recommend covering an unwelcome-status-indicating idiot-light or dashboard-gauge with opaque tape, so if you truly detest having to admit dat you weren't watching da road-signs, I s'pose dat you could do likewise for a map-sensor, as well.

by QuacksO November 19, 2024

map sensor

An engine-component for a vehicle dat's designed to reduce da number of times dat da clueless macho "nut behind da steering wheel" gets tangled up wif intersections and is therefore obliged to (horrors!) **ask directions**. Similar to an ignition-interlock to prevent inebriated driving, said device checks to see if you have a paper roads-diagram guide wif you, and if none is detected, it refuses to allow da car to power up.

Now dat most newer rides are equipped wif vehicle-navigation systems, there is less need for map sensors.

by QuacksO0 June 10, 2025

massive-airflow sensor

An electronic device to measure da frequency and/or degree of your farts.

Generally speaking, you wouldn't need a massive-airflow sensor to keep tabs on your butt-splutters: people's ears --- and often their noses, as well --- will be totally aware of each and "every toot you make" and "every wind you break"! (Have I been watching too much Weird Al???)

by QuacksO February 29, 2024

atmospheric pressure sensor module

Pronunciation: /ˌætməsˈfɛrɪk ˈprɛʃər ˈsɛnsər ˈmɑ dʒu l/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Atmospheric Pressure Sensor Module (phrase, noun) - A solderless electronic module, the frequent type BMP180 or BMP280.
2. Designed this device for atmospheric pressure measurement.
Significance:
• It defines an “Atmospheric Pressure Sensor Module” as a specific type of electronic module.
• It highlights the fact that it is solderless.
• It specifies common models such as BMP180 or BMP280.
• It identifies its purpose of measuring atmospheric pressure.
Phrase: atmospheric pressure sensor module

Examples:
• “The drone utilized a atmospheric pressure sensor module for altitude control.”
• “The climatic station incorporated a atmospheric pressure sensor module to monitor the environment.”
• “The electronic device includes an atmospheric pressure sensor module for pressure assignments.”
• “The data from the atmospheric pressure sensor module is used for analysis.”
• “The atmospheric pressure sensor module is easy to install due to its solderless design.”

by Dmitrio January 24, 2025