chris rutter

a pop punk single dad just trying to get back out there (even though he has no kids)

Chris Rutter is the whole embodiment of what Pop Punk stands for

by thatjedikid_ December 12, 2018

Mark Rutte

The longest serving prime minister of the Netherlands and the leader of the centre-right party VVD. He is known for riding his bicycle to work, his endless optimistic appearances and incidental selective memory on cabinet meetings. The fact that occasional scandals surrounding the administrations he presided never seem to stick to him, earned him the nickname 'Teflon Mark.' A famous quote from him is "I have no active memory of that", when he was questioned by parliament about a leaked document in which his interim-administration planned to promote away a critical member of parliament. Rutte is unmarried with no kids, and is known to live a sober and simple personal life. He teaches social studies for one day in the week at a secondary school, plays the piano in his free time, and is a fervent enthusiast of the Swedish car brand Saab.

Friend 1: "wow that was an intense party last night!"
Friend 2: "haha yeah, we drank so much!"
Friend 1: "do you remember telling us that you sell personalized Mark Rutte fanfic to weird Unilever employees to pay off your student debt?"

Friend 2: "I have no active memory of that"

by u/CSVWV September 27, 2022

Rutter Car

A vehicle that has been broke down for more than 6 months. Meaning stuck in a rut.

My Pinto is such a Rutter Car, it hasn't worked in nearly a year.

by gofishgo January 18, 2007

Ruttzy

A ‘Bunger’ that you get from someone else when you don’t have your own.

Betho - “Can I get a Ruttzy”
Jake - “Cunt, buy your own smokes, I’m not a 7-11

by Don OCCABA January 4, 2020

ringpiece rutter

an uphill gardener, whoopsie

The filthy ringpiece rutter has been making Tarquin grab the matress all bloody night.

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Rutterfrog

A person who bears resembalance to a human frog

that fugly birds a right rutterfrog

by Sergio Fareel November 4, 2010

Ruttin'

1. Substitute for 'Fucking', with most of the same applications in common usage and with much the same vulgarity, but you can probably get away with saying it in front of your parents.

Popularized on the television series Firefly and its motion picture incarnation Serenity.

"I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison!"
"Mememememememememeh, mememeh!"
"Shut up, fatass!"
"Don't you tell me to shut up, you ruttin' Jew!"
"Eric! Did you just say the 'R word'?!"
"...Jew?"

by Daniel Kirk July 2, 2006