rueben leanage

a large state of mass, multicosmic level of mass

he is almost as big as rueben leanage

by Beastycock December 3, 2018

rueben panini

The sister to a pressed ham (resting your nut sack on someone's forehead). Its when a woman rests her vaginal vulvan meat curtains on your forehead. The leaving of a slippery after-residue is completely dealers choice.

Dorthy Francis Mary Huffington totally gave me a rueben panini while I was sleeping and now my forehead feels and smells like old meat.

by Abbey Weiner & Dirt March 23, 2010

dirty rueben

To smother your cock with corned beef and fumunda cheese before throat fucking your baby sister, forcing her to choke

He picked her up at the junior high and parked in a empty lot and served her a Dirty Rueben.

by Omaha jack knob 2000 February 14, 2019

Shin shaw Ruben shean

A name to characters a preteen girl who is offend sed to be annoying to others

You are so shin shaw Ruben shean

This is a joke

by Tirzah Sadie June 16, 2021

Ruben Slikk

Real name Ruben Andre Thompson born February 15 1990 is a rapper/singer from Miami Shores, Florida.

Damn Ruben Slikk fucked yo bitch.

by loopdigga... June 27, 2019

Ruben Sim

the only remaining roblox youtuber whose target audience isnt 10 year olds...

Ruben Sim is the only Roblox YouTuber I like nowadays...

by LOOWEGGIE May 4, 2021

Rubentus

The nickname given to Juventus due to their history of cheating, buying refs, stealing titles, and doping players. Refer to Calciopoli for more details.

Juventus + Rubare (to steal in Italian) = Rubentus!

Fan 1: Why are Juventus dressed like prisoners?
Fan 2: Rubentus have no shame.

by goatestgoat December 13, 2016