Devin Ralston

Perhaps the closest thing to a god that we will ever have grace our presence in the 21st century

first there was nothing..... then there was Devin Ralston The Redeemer

by BILLYDADUCK January 27, 2009

North Royalton

An awesome city in Ohio that's partially rural and partially developed. Is known for its "older than John McCain" high school, awesome band, generally poor football team, as well as being predominantly white. The people that go there are generally good, although the younger population is slowly getting consumed by Hollister, Abercombie, American Eagle, etc...(see Strongsville)

Person 1: Hey, I bet if we got the North Royalton band in football pads and had them face the football team, they would probably win.

Person 2: Haha, yeah right your crazy.
--person 2 thinks about it
Person 2: Holy shit, you might me right.

by shazamwow rls April 17, 2009

Ralston

1. a suburb right outside of Omaha.... nothing too exciting there but whatever
2. the place where you can see the best 4th of July parade in Nebraska... I think

Yeah... I live in Ralston. Wazzup?

by JennyCraig666 October 23, 2011

luke ralston

Really ducking damn sexy

N. Luke Ralston- the perfect man.hot sexy

by Deadpoolfam June 15, 2017

Roystoned

When youre playing a game of Among Us and you get ejected even though you're not an impostor. Usually the eject is preceded by high amounts of agressive language during discussion.

Bro, youre so bad at this game, you got roystoned again.
Please god, i just dont want to get roystoned.

by nestlemilojunior October 9, 2020

ralston

a jubie person that has not only an amazing heart but a great personality. Very fun to be around and is very educated and determined to succeed. Has a very soothing and calm voice and a contagious laugh. Everyone wants to be friends with Ralston. He's the person you want to hang with. Very fit and built.

Friend: hey, what are you doing today?

Me: Hanging with Ralston! You wanna come he's so much FUN!!

by stizzynizzy11 March 18, 2020

Ralston Middle School

A crummy middle school located in between a higschool (Carlmont High) and juvy (cool). Teachers are crazy. And you get a garbage duty for cutting in the lunch line. Most kids that go here go to Carlmont later. If you go to Ralston well ewww. At least you have an animal for a mascot and not a man in a skirt. Oh and to add to the maddness there is Mountain Lions that attack deers. (poor deers) they should really attack the admin.

Boy: What school do you go to?
Girl: Ralston Middle School.

Boy: Eww. I hope a Mountain Lion eats you.

by K-Drizzle-Shizzle February 24, 2011