Rosenbomb

A series of untoward events occurring in an office, business, or department, thereby resulting in utter chaos. Considered synonymous with clusterfuck and FUBAR.

Lawyer #1: I just walked past our conference room. What a mess! There were books strewn everywhere. It looks like a bomb went off in there. What happened?
Lawyer #2: There was some serious contractual negotiations going on in there with the union this morning. You didn't hear the yelling and screaming?
Lawyer #1: Aha. Is that why Attorney Rosen was flown in from the main office...to ignite a Rosenbomb to facilitate discussion?

by Boston Doctor July 21, 2017

Rosenbalm

n. 5 McChickens, 5 McDoubles and a large fry. For when you and a group are very hungry and want a good cheap dinner. Feeds five teens.

We should get a rosenbalm.
Lets get rosenbalmed.
I got rosenbalmed, so im not hungry.
Oh shit, I know that look, he just got rosenbalmed.

by Space Nate Unna and the group. December 4, 2010

rosenblumpkin

The act of getting a hand-job through an article of clothing while wearing a condom.

Dude, that chick tried to give me a rosenblumpkin last night but I told her her to go home and I just fapped it.

by WoodyBrickSkips December 26, 2012

rosenhaus

(v) To constantly duck the question.

He rosenhaused that interview when he kept saying "next question"

by Paul S. W. September 9, 2006

Rosenbaumed

To fuck around and find out, only to receive lead for your troubles

Joseph Rosenbaumed in Kenosha and now he’s taking a dirt nap

by HomesickHarry November 23, 2021

Rosenblumpkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit, while taking a JagerBomb. At some point during the shit the plop of the shit must hit the face of the blower with Poseidons kiss.

I got the best RosenBlumpkin while taking a Hager bomb the other day! Sara was awesome like that. She’s living the Green!

by LivingtheBigGreenWeenieDream August 21, 2022

rosenbourg piece

A rosenbourg piece is a collateral chomp of the 2.9 x 6.4, which subsequently equals Duncan Haslam, who is a very annoying Rosenbourg piece.

Sam : Go away Duncan!!!!!
Chris : Yeah, stop being such a rosenbourg piece you schlamp!!!!
Duncan : merioptiopmontyo...........

by Chris February 1, 2005