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The act of getting a hand-job through an article of clothing while wearing a condom.

Dude, that chick tried to give me a rosenblumpkin last night but I told her her to go home and I just fapped it.

rosenblumpkin by WoodyBrickSkips December 26, 2012

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Rosenblumpkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit, while taking a JagerBomb. At some point during the shit the plop of the shit must hit the face of the blower with Poseidons kiss.

I got the best RosenBlumpkin while taking a Hager bomb the other day! Sara was awesome like that. She’s living the Green!

Rosenblumpkin by LivingtheBigGreenWeenieDream August 21, 2022

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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