Roomnesia

A psychological disease characterized by walking into a room and completely forgetting why you walked into the room. Common reaction: standing there, trying to retrace your steps, thinking back to what you were doing BEFORE entering the room and, in general, trying to reconstruct what might have motivated you to go to this particular room at this particular time. (Often, the answer comes to you later, when you're not thinking about it.)

Roomnesia is a psychological disease characterized by walking into a room and completely forgetting why you walked into the room. Common reaction: standing there, trying to retrace your steps, thinking back to what you were doing BEFORE entering the room and, in general, trying to reconstruct what might have motivated you to go to this particular room at this particular time. (Often, the answer comes to you later, when you're not thinking about it.)

by Cabot Wonder July 2, 2009

rumnesia

the memory loss that follows heavy alcohol consumption, i.e. rum.

person one: fuck man, i don't remember anything from last night!
person two: same! we got a serious case of rumnesia.

by annamikaela September 24, 2009

ramnesia

The act in when u have sex with a girl so hard that when she awakes from her sex coma she has short term memory loss.

took this dame home last night i rooted her so hard she nearly went back in time, when she wakes up shes gunna have a bad case ramnesia

by borch October 3, 2010

Romnesia

A condition afflicting GOP members and supporters exemplified by contradicting statements and a perma-grin.

"See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden just jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch, like it's, like it's you know something to do. Come on, I got a little more sense than that.

Yeah I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch."

-- Rick James, victim of Romnesia

by MakeItFair October 19, 2012

Romneying

Making a huge bet most people cannot afford

I am romneying $10,000 that I will win this match

by polotics April 7, 2012

Romnesia

A condition where one continually and repetitively changes up, back tracks, or sidesteps his or her own previous stated position.

Romney is suffering from from a severe case of Romnesia in this 2012 election year, the sidestepping is occurring at incredulous rate this time of year.

by D Butters October 19, 2012

Romneyboating

Standing between two boobs on a debate stage and prattling on like a 5-year old making engine noises.

There wasn't much substance in that last GOP debate, but there was a ton of Romneyboating.

by GOPSackSuckers January 2, 2012