When walking in country lanes and coming across a gap in the hedge, it's common place to discover Roadside Porn.
This can either be when porn is left abandoned in a bush, most of the time a pile of magazines that have had to be removed because of fear of being discovered when visitors 'pop round the house'. In some severe cases the roadside porn will be attached to bushes and trees in the clearing.
This can either be when porn is left abandoned in a bush, most of the time a pile of magazines that have had to be removed because of fear of being discovered when visitors 'pop round the house'. In some severe cases the roadside porn will be attached to bushes and trees in the clearing.
by lilmissmush February 6, 2010
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Halfway through the trip through Nevada, our sandwich supply diminished and we were forced to stop at a roadkill cafe, which surprisingly, served a scrumptious armadillo waffle.
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The non-Newtonian fluidic mixture found in and around discarded condoms used by truckers and their country courtesans. Resulting from diets high in Monster energy drink and gas-station nacho cheese.
"Hey Bob, that ain't no land-jellyfish, that's some Roadkill Sweet-Cheese, don't even touch it with your Trash Picker!"
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Get the Roadkill Sweet-Cheese mug.What happens when 3 guys driving a car in the middle of the night find a roadkill and decide to position the car's rear tire over said roadkill and burn out on top the carcass multiple times.
Mike: "Damn Jeremy, you made possum ground beef outta that roadkill."
Jeremy: " Yeah, that's what I call my roadkill burnout special."
Andrew: "Yum, ground beef! Lets go to Taco Bell".
Jeremy: " Yeah, that's what I call my roadkill burnout special."
Andrew: "Yum, ground beef! Lets go to Taco Bell".
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Bending over for someone while being fingered in the anus and being forced to shout out: "More! Please, master!"
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