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The non-Newtonian fluidic mixture found in and around discarded condoms used by truckers and their country courtesans. Resulting from diets high in Monster energy drink and gas-station nacho cheese.
"Hey Bob, that ain't no land-jellyfish, that's some Roadkill Sweet-Cheese, don't even touch it with your Trash Picker!"
by EmperorEli February 5, 2021
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Oral sex performed by a southern woman with a large gap in her front teeth.
Lenny is walkin' a bit funny because Loraine gave him a bit of the Louisiana Floss last night.
by EmperorEli May 6, 2022
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A sexual act. The process demands a bowl of snickers to be melted via microwave. Then, after sufficient cooling, the "snicker snack" must be poured on the woman's abdomen. Lastly, the male slaps the woman's abs with his penis until his member is coated in candy residue. The female will naturally lick or eat the candy coating from the male's penis.
"One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead(his penis being limp), and with its head
He went galumphing back."
by EmperorEli December 4, 2011
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