A honourary title given to the ugliest girl in school. In particular areas, there may only be one roadkill per two or
even three schools.
If any possible contenders rise up through the ranks from primary school, a fight to the
death should be initiated. The winner gets to be continually mocked and jeered for mother nature's cruel
joke vis-a-vis their face.
When she leaves school, her real
name (if it can be remembered) can be used again, and a new roadkill instated in her place, with possible capes and crowns - but, to be honest, most people
CBA and just want to get down to the jeering.
'Hey roadkill, here's some money, please
get a
tramp to knife your face in - it's not quite plactic surgery, but it'll make things a hell of a lot
better.'