A honourary title given to the ugliest girl in school. In particular areas, there may only be one roadkill per two or
even three schools.
If any possible contenders rise up through the ranks from primary school, a fight to the death should be initiated. The
winner gets to be continually mocked and jeered for mother nature's cruel joke vis-a-vis their
face.
When she leaves school, her real name (if it can be remembered) can be used again, and a new roadkill instated in her place, with possible capes and crowns - but, to be honest, most
people CBA and just want to get down to the jeering.
'Hey roadkill, here's some
money,
please get a tramp to knife your
face in - it's not quite plactic surgery, but it'll make things a hell of a lot better.'