Matt riley

A gay boii who likes to say the n word and expel kids for no reason

Guy 1: Is there anyone more evil than Hitler?

Guy 2: Matt riley

by SealioLol February 20, 2019

rickey thompson

the funniest viner ever. better than the stupid magcon crap. loves chicken and is aka swag money.

SWAG MONEY BITCH!

stop only rickey thompson can say that

by swagmoneybitch July 9, 2014

Riker's Beard

Euphemism for a moment in time (typically in pop culture) where something or someone that was lackluster and/or underachieving suddenly and surprisingly became much better and exciting. Taken from Star Trek - The Next Generation, which many fans considered wanting until Commander Riker grew a beard at the start of Season Two, after which the show was solid and well-received for the rest of its run.

"Heather Locklear joining the cast of Melrose Place was that show's Riker's Beard moment."

"Ben Cherrington (Boston Red Sox GM) trading expensive malcontents like Carl Crawford and Josh Beckett to the LA Dodgers was a Riker's Beard for his career (and the Red Sox) if ever I saw one."

"Little did the New England Patriots know it at the time, but when Mo Lewis knocked Drew Bledsoe out in Week 2 of 2001, it would become a Riker's Beard for the franchise."

"The fact that Danny Ainge (Boston Celtics GM) turned getting boned in the 2008 NBA Draft Lottery into a Riker's Beard is still staggering to me."

by Honk4Gronk June 21, 2013

ickey rickey

The act of ejaculating on your significant others face after they have held out sex and fallen asleep.

John spent all day at the mall with his wife. When they got home all he wanted was a little romp in the sack. His wife said NO and fell asleep so he pulled an ickey rickey and blew a load on her face.

by Tower 12 February 18, 2015

Duncan Riley

The fastest runner in the world

I wish I was as fast as Duncan Riley

by Not Luc December 29, 2019

Simon Riley

Simon "Ghost" Riley is a fictional character in the Call of Duty story arc Modern Warfare. He first appears as a non-playable character in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, where he is captain Soap MacTavish's second in command. He is known for his iconic skull-patterned balaclava, headset, and dark red sunglasses. (he’s also very hot)

“Simon Riley is so damn fine !!!!”-you frfr

by hexuannn June 1, 2023

Riley McDonough

1.A very hawt bassist/vocalist
2.John Mayer's bro
3.Someone with great hair

Evertime I type in awesome on my iphone, it auto corrects to Riley McDonough

by mysterioushorseman December 30, 2010