righteous

an awesome term used by awesome badass ppl...sometimes sarcastic but always pretty funny...sumtimes randomly yelled out as a joke

1.mom-O look at these new clogs i got
collin-RIGHTEOUS!RIGHTEOUS!
kailey-RIGHTEOUS!RIGHTEOUS!
2.RIGHTEOUS!

by badasskailey March 15, 2004

righteous

"Ole Skool" biker slang for a chopper with all the right stuff like a pyschadelic kandy paint job, upswept exhaust pipes, and a sissy bar at least 36" tall.

"Man, Messy Marvin, your scooter is one righteous chopper"

by Voneville August 16, 2005

righteous

Hott; a shortened form of "righteously hot"; very attractive; blazing

"Dude, did you see that blonde that just walked by?"
"Yeah, she was so righteous!"

"Natalie Portman is so righteous, I would kiss a dude to spend a night with her!"
"Bro, she is totally blazing."

by FlowSThead August 07, 2009

Righteous dump

Anytime you're in church or a place like church and you feel the need to drop a huge load.

Tom: Where have you been, dude?

Peter: Sorry i had to take a righteous dump during service

by Mastor Debator February 06, 2009

Righteous Chops

Insane guitar playing. Usually used to describe someones guitar playing during a super fast and awesome sounding solo.

The two words do not have to necessarily be put together into a sentence. Look at examples.

Jimi Hendrix's righteous chops will turn you brain into mush.

From the sponge bob movie:

My precious helmets!

-- His chops are too righteous.--

The helmets can't handle
this level of rock 'n' roll.

by the dude person sort of February 06, 2010

Righteous Dude

A righteous dude is an awesome guy who is very fun to be around, and usually associated with surfers. Everyone loves a righteous dude. He's an all-around outgoing guy.

"Woah, bro. Did you see Joe ride that wave?"
"Yeah, man. He's such a righteous dude, even surfing."

by Guy_On_A_Buffalo August 16, 2016

Righteous Moss

A happenin' 'do. Usually refers to an afro, jewfro, bouffant, or other hairstyle that involves curly hair.

This righteous moss is a gift from God.

by Eurkos April 30, 2011