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Urban Pricktionary

What Urban Dictionary became when it starting filling up with teenagers posting lame ass 'definitions' of their own names. For some reason these are still accepted by UD editors.
John: Check out my definition of 'John'. Huh-huh-huh. "'John': Really handsome cool guy with a giant schlong."

Jane: I think you mean Urban Pricktionary.
by TurdFly March 6, 2013
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Urban Dicktionary

What urbandictionary has mutated into- a bunch of angsty teens and haters whining about crap.
Dude 1: Where'd you hear that about Asians?

Dude 2: Urbandictionary. Isn't it funny how they can't pronounce their Ls?

Dude 1: Fuck that. That's prejudiced and not true. No wonder you heard it from urban dicktionary.
by That_Guy_Who_Exists May 31, 2009
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by ma dude bra June 1, 2019
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Urban Dicktionary Happiness

Is when you tap "See all your definitions" and to find out that one of your invented word definition was accepted and published.
Me: Let me check if my word definitions were accepted.
Me again: ay yay karamba!!! editors finally accepted 1 of 5 submitted words.
Me again: Urban dicktionary HAPPINESS 🙂 Helllll yeahhhh!
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Urban Dicktionary

Where you go to look up which teenagers have big dicks and which have small ones.
The majority of definitions in the Urban Dicktionary are based upon teen penis envy.(both male and female)
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
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when someone puts their dick into a book
john: OUCH!!!!! i just had a dicktionary!!!!
by lucasrulz May 14, 2010
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This is the term given to any dictionary that is usually only read by assholes. Very popular in Congress.
Look, there's that Congressman reading the dicktionary again. He's always got his nose in that.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
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